Customer Product DevelopmentThe Innovation Counter · Open
The Suggestion Box
Report a missing plugin. Request a product nobody asked for. We read every request, then file it somewhere responsible.
CUSTOMER PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT · FORM 404-B
That is all we need. Everything below is optional, and only here if you enjoy this sort of thing.
REQUEST FILED · THANK YOU
PRODUCT REQUEST RECEIVED
SP-48291
FeasibilityQuestionable
Commercial potentialImpossible to determine
Emotional importanceHigh
Current statusForwarded to a person near the stockroom
We cannot promise to build this, but we can promise to think about it incorrectly.
The Customer Noticeboard
A small, unscheduled selection of requests that made it out of the cardboard box.
A reverb that only works after midnight.
Under ConsiderationOne knob that makes the snare sound like it owes you money.
Surprisingly GoodA limiter that apologises right before it clips.
Legally DistinctAutotune, but it corrects your life choices.
Rejected for Being Too UsefulA compressor shaped like a stress ball.
Possibly Already a CompressorA plugin that finishes the song and takes the credit.
Sent to the Back RoomUnlimited bad decisions for members.
Join the Shitty Plugins Members Club. We will tell you if we ever build the thing you asked for.
Private offers, early products, and important correspondence from the stockroom. No refunds. Only stories.
Filed.

