Members Club

The Members Club is the Shitty Plugins mailing list. It is free and it stays free. Members hear about a plugin before it reaches the shelf, get unlimited pulls on the Bad Decision Dispenser, and get one piece of correspondence a week from the stockroom.

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Members Club

The club is how we stay in touch with the people who want to be here early. Join it and you will know what is going on before the shop opens.

The shop is not open yet.

Get your number

What members get

01

First word on the opening

We tell members the opening date before we tell anyone else.

02

Something at the door

There is usually something for the people who turn up early. We have not decided what yet.

03

A membership number

You get one when you join, plus a key to the Bad Decision Dispenser so it stops rationing you to three a day.

Join the club

Put your email in and you are a member. We will be in touch when there is something worth telling you.

Issued by the Department of Access. Membership is free and stays free. We will not pass your address on to anyone.

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