The Bad Decision Dispenser

The Bad Decision Dispenser is a free browser toy that prints one specific bad decision for the track you are stuck on, on a receipt. Nothing to download and nothing to sign up for. Three a day over the counter, unlimited for Members Club members.

Customer Assistance TerminalUnit 7 · Aisle 7 · Open
Free In-Store Service

The Bad Decision Dispenser

You have already spent too long thinking about this. Describe your problem and receive the decision you were too responsible to make yourself.

CUSTOMER ASSISTANCE TERMINAL v7.3

1 · What kind of problem do you have?

2 · Describe it (optional). The machine is powerful but easily distracted.

3 · How reckless should we go?

SHITTY PLUGINS
CUSTOMER ASSISTANCE · AISLE 7
Unit 7, End of Aisle 7 · Open Late
· OFFICIAL RECOMMENDATION ·
Problem reviewedExcessive thought
Replace the bass with a door.
ConfidenceUnreasonably high
Returns acceptedNo
Today’s allowance1 of 3
SP-00000
Thank you for using the machine.
Results may vary. That is the point.
TODAY’S THREE ARE SPENT

The machine hands out three a day over the counter. It needs a lie down.

Members Club members get unlimited bad decisions, and hear the opening date before anyone else.

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Come back tomorrow either way. The machine does not hold grudges.

Members get unlimited bad decisions.

Join the Shitty Plugins Members Club. Membership for producers with unusually high standards and deeply questionable instincts.

Private offers, early products, and important correspondence from the stockroom. No refunds. Only stories.

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